Instructions: Simply insert the patch file, root.pfs.003, into your Boku to Nurse no Kenshuu Nisshi game folder (the folder with the other root.pfs files).
Q: What does this patch contain?
A: 100% translation, image editing, proofreading—the whole package! This includes H-scenes, of course.
Maybe we’ll release another patch if there are technical problems or more than a few typos, but we think we’ve done a pretty good job polishing up this one before release, so this will probably be the only patch.
Q: How do I apply the patch?
A: Simply insert the patch file, root.pfs.003, into your Boku to Nurse no Kenshuu Nisshi game folder (the folder with the other root.pfs files).
Q: How do I obtain a copy of this game?
A: You may or may not be able to order a PC copy on Amazon.jp, or possibly on Getchu; ordering things from Japan is notoriously difficult. We probably won’t be able to help you any more than this guide can.
There are also PS4 and PS Vita versions of this game, but applying the patch to the PS4 version will probably involve some intense jailbreaking shizzle (assuming it’s even possible!), and we have no idea how the PS Vita works. If anyone knows how to apply the patch to either of these versions, feel free to tell us so that we can tell everyone else.
Q: Is there a downloadable PC version of this game?
A: No. Sorry.
Q: Does this game contain “mosaics” (the pixelated stuff over characters’ genitalia)?
A: Yes. Sorry.
I tried to use this neural network decensoring program to help decensor the “mosaics,” but it wasn’t very helpful. If anyone thinks they can decensor everything, then you can contact me via PM on Fuwanovel so we can make a patch out of it. But bear in mind that this game uses 4K assets, so you would have to redraw the genitalia in ultra HD.
Q: Does this translation use honorifics?
Q: Where can I find information about this game?
A: We recommend its entry on VNDB, the visual novel database.
In short: it’s a kinetic visual novel, it consists of ~40% H-scene, it comes in 1080p resolution, and it’s approximately 3,600 lines long. VNDB lists its length as “Very short (< 2 hours),” but I just speed-proofread it, and I can say with 100% certainty that it takes at least 2-10 hours, probably on the higher end. (Update: They changed it! Good job, VNDB gods!)
Q: I have a technical problem with the game.
A: You can ask for help in the comments section of our Downloads page. But bear in mind that we don’t endorse illegally obtained copies of the game, so please take questions about illegal copies elsewhere.
Fiddle: Translator, Image Editor
Mr Poltroon: Level 99 Proofreader
Ephemeralist: On-call TLC
Surpriiiiiiise! And Merry Christmas!